GHOSTPIZZA

video

2009-10-13T08:27:00.000-05:00

Windsuit Party from ghostpizza on Vimeo.

make crack like this

2009-09-15T09:58:00.003-05:00

it's been way to long since the last one. the yacht is now resting.

we are connected again.

JUNE

2009-06-17T20:45:00.000-05:00

NEW VIDEO

2009-03-02T04:17:00.002-06:00

i started a new account at VIMEO for ghostpizza. kinda tired of that utube shit.

here's the first video...

The Rippers Music Video from ghostpizza on Vimeo.

myspace.com/ghostpizza

myspace.com/therippers666

BUCKVISION VIDEO PARTY

2009-01-06T00:58:00.001-06:00

GET BUCK

2009

2009-01-04T19:40:00.003-06:00

i like chips

2008-12-23T14:54:00.000-06:00

GHOSTPIZZA

2008-12-13T15:14:00.000-06:00

11/26

2008-11-24T14:19:00.000-06:00

colors

2008-11-17T04:50:00.000-06:00

DREAM BIG

2008-11-11T11:27:00.002-06:00

time traveler with a sword.

YEAHDEF.COM

2008-10-18T14:56:00.002-05:00

come hang at YeahDef.com
get cool.

your mother should slap you for fucking with me

The Rippers

2008-09-08T01:00:00.000-05:00

PUNCH THE SUN IN IT'S STUPID FACE

2008-09-04T14:00:00.000-05:00

i love this guy so much...

I'll make that dude can't walk

2008-09-02T14:16:00.002-05:00

a piece of the city...

dude gets wild on the keys around 1:15

MONEY IN BROWN PAPER BAGS

2008-08-21T20:28:00.003-05:00

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/22/world/americas/22canada.html?ex=1377057600&en=239c94e5c8744ec5&ei=5124&partner=permalink&exprod=permalink

PUT THE TRUTH IN THE MACHINE!

2008-08-11T03:21:00.002-05:00

A TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN' K

2008-08-07T18:53:00.001-05:00

man this is how i feel today

hell fucking yeah

2008-07-28T23:33:00.001-05:00

From Alf to DJ Wayne Williams

2008-07-26T17:47:00.002-05:00

– Apollo 14 Moonwalker Claims Aliens Exist
– Apollo Astronaut Edgar Mitchell Claims UFO Cover Up
– Ex-NASA scientist says aliens exist
– Moon-walker claims alien contact cover-up

get down playa.
"a journey into your black hole..."

Ah hell son

2008-07-26T16:02:00.001-05:00

shit dude, july is almost over.
fuks it.

Sip sum Hyrup

2008-07-24T23:01:00.002-05:00

foreign currency is strong at both disney land and disney world.

i really like disney world.

Yeah, you stand outside of the club in the cold

2008-07-24T04:22:00.001-05:00

fuck wrestling.
this dude is funny.

London to the Bay

2008-07-20T04:15:00.001-05:00

I'll catch every kid at the sweet shop and rob 'em

2008-07-19T02:22:00.002-05:00

yup

METAL MONDAY

2008-07-14T15:06:00.003-05:00

metal motherfuckin monday!

RIP BIG WILLIE STYLE

ok, so every monday GHOSTPIZZA will try to bring the metal ruckus
any metal counts
even building metal
head metal-like metal head plates
metal detectors
metal balls
whatever

it's gonna be a hot summer

2008-07-13T14:07:00.001-05:00

Don't be some kinda sucka

2008-07-12T04:24:00.003-05:00

if you're gonna do, do it right son

so let's start with this shit head...

oh, and this round piece of dog shit may help too...

try not to hire these guys...

yeah this dude will tell you...

Hey-FUCK AROUND, LAY DOWN MAN!

2008-07-10T11:22:00.002-05:00

summer summer time

2008-07-09T01:10:00.002-05:00

any fren of tc ain no fren of mine

RIP BIG WILLIE STYLE

two or three

2008-07-07T23:30:00.000-05:00

lookin at my samsung it's about that time

2008-07-03T04:07:00.004-05:00

more shit at myspace.com/ghostpizza

fuck dude man, it's summer.

STEP TO THE RUCKUS PUNK

2008-07-01T01:15:00.002-05:00

yeah yeah
get ya muthafuckin hair cut
and jack some shoes from ya cuzin!

it's the fourth of party time july

in other booze news...

DEFTON 625 was BOOM.

video and picz later.

ARE YOU DOWN?

2008-06-20T22:43:00.003-05:00

come get down.

DEFTON 625

2008-06-19T18:23:00.001-05:00

this ain't no tv

2008-06-10T00:24:00.002-05:00

go check this shit out

GHOSTPIZZA PPSJ

2008-06-07T10:11:00.000-05:00

to the party people

2008-06-03T11:10:00.000-05:00

STEP TO THE HEAT

2008-05-28T05:09:00.003-05:00

we are like expanding spray foam.

watch us grow.

if you live in texas, come hang out with us in san antonio.
we can be friends.

three kinds of people in the world...

show dem goldz

2008-05-23T14:12:00.002-05:00

ps
special event coming june 4th 2008

BRING THE RUCKUS

2008-05-01T17:08:00.005-05:00

This is JB Smoove.
You should get familiar.
The man is FUNNY.

This man deserves a house made of money.
Kinda like my house.

Please watch these videos.

This is just one scene...

this is a collection Leon (JB SMOOVE) from Curb...

This shit is funny too

look this dude up!
JB Smoove!!

i'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams

2008-04-26T20:28:00.005-05:00

i had a dream about the end of the world.

exploding squirrels.

no joke.

it was more like a nightmare.

in other important ghostpizza news,
if you google SQUIRRELS, the most ridiculous images come up. try it.

Party & Bullshit

2008-04-23T13:37:00.004-05:00

I'm not sure if anybody reads this shit. Maybe like one person. Thank you one person.

WE ARE NOT BLOGGERS.

we are high-lifestyle livers and givers.

we ride on jumbo jets just to have brunch in other countries.
we own horses for fun.
we play dice with George Washington's Teeth.
we buy multi-million dollar homes just to have a party, then open them up to the public for karate classes and napping stations.

WE BRINGS THE RUCKUS.

WE ARE GHOSTPIZZA

lots of cool shit coming up for the summer. let's ride.

2008-04-11T00:58:00.005-05:00

i had a dream paris hilton gave me this hair cut. terrible dream.

i hate t-pain very much.

SPAIN

FRANCE

International Players Ball

2008-04-08T16:10:00.002-05:00

GHOSTPIZZA PRESENTS THE FIRST ANNUAL GIPB
Opening Ceremony

demons in denim

2008-04-07T18:22:00.005-05:00

COPS: UNDERCOVER = RETARDED

all they do is catch baby hustlers and tranny hookers.

they have 10-15 cops rolling through a small ass town busting people up.

there has to be a better way to use city resources

SUCKAS.

6 in the mornin'

2008-04-06T06:37:00.000-05:00

wind at my door
fresh adidas squeaking across my bathroom floor

i am hungry.

i'm not really a fan of street gangs and all that shit. but i think it would be kinda cool if there were more gangs like this...

"If you don't like this shit dog..."

2008-04-03T03:27:00.000-05:00

"...kill yo muthafuckin' self."

i guess i'm in a body expressing mood.
some more dance shit fo' dat azz.

maybe i'm late on this one (i'm from texas), but the movie looks as good as RAMBO.
whop whop.

AND

here is one more video to get you choppin', buckin' or just plain gangsta walkin'.
notice the dude does a wicked routine before going to school.
yup yup

Can't Stop Won't Stop

2008-04-01T20:33:00.000-05:00

how you feelin'??

i don't usually put myself on camera, but damn i'm feelin' good.

On the road to riches and diamond rings...

2008-03-31T17:51:00.000-05:00

cable dudes do strange things.

i guess it's kinda a relaxed environment over here.
so much, that the cable dude sir had to make the number two.

shit.

my new tech savvy friend occupied the private space for a good seven. then he came out a little moist around the face and finished up the reboot of the cable box.

SUCCESS.

happiness for me, and relief for cable dude.

BUT, he gets the SUCKA STAMP for:
1. turning on the bathroom heater (whatev son)
2. not turning off the bathroom heater (i guess so dude)
3. NOT FLUSHING. (serious? yes)

fuck it.
on the road to riches...

Dallas Orcs

2008-03-27T20:47:00.000-05:00

I like his movies more than his team.
SUCKA

QUEST part one

2008-03-26T01:22:00.000-05:00

oh hey, oh wow, oh damn.
Huey and man.

never trust a man with a rat tail on his head or in his hand. that shit leads to trouble. cut that shit off and cut that shit out.

always go to the hole strong. always.

telling a customer to spend their money on your product because they may die tomorrow, is a great sales method.

don't be the gay godfather...it can be a diplomatic problem.

jump on an atomic bomb if you have to. it may save your friends.

if rolling with nine, dived be three.

more coming later...maybe

SMASHED TO THE FUTURE

BACK FOR ONE DAY

2008-03-19T02:36:00.000-05:00

out for more.

if you owe me money, better find that shit

2008-03-11T19:28:00.000-05:00

dude: you down with O.P.P.??

dudes: yeah you know me

dude: can you rap??

dudes: what???

dude: i said can you rap mutha fuckaaaS! some yo baby yo shit!

dudes: yo baby yo baby yo yo yo baby yo

dude: damn, ya'll mutha fuckaaaS is tight!!

BEV HILL PLAYA
minus the detroit connection.

see you in cali sucka

question:

2008-03-09T21:49:00.000-05:00

does jesus get 10% of that pimpin' money?

for c. wallace bk

hookerדand hoes know how i feel

2008-03-08T20:16:00.001-06:00

take my bed.
take my room.
but do not take my knock knock jokes son.

geez, i'm coughing up dust. it's been so long since the last post.

i need to purchase a new calendar.

stay close.

Trapped in Al Gore's Closet

2007-10-23T01:21:00.000-05:00

ayy, motherfucker, circles make you dizzzzy.

bon jovi has a blog?

so what are you doing? why are you reading this? do you have cookies? do you like juice? i love juice very much...very much...juice.

october 2007, ghostpizza blog shit. ghostpizza internet bullshit. fun shit that falls from the sky or that explodes from the dirt. we can all make fun in shiny shoes...and we can all kill fun with matches. whatever you like to do for fun.

and now, a short story about a dog named "DOG"...

Dear Dog,

You make me so sad today. I come to your house, to feed and bathe you for the first week of fall. But you are not home. Where oh where have you gone Dog? Are you at the hardware store picking up brass numbers for your dog house? Or are you on a blind date sneeking into a meat market on the east side?

Please Dog, tell me why you treat me ill. I want to make you the happiest dog in all of the earth.

-Mathis

Dear Mathis,

Get a fucking life! You need to shave, get off the crack and stop fucking with Ghostpizza. Fuck off!!

-Dog

Dear Dog & Mathis,

What the fuck is going on?? Mathis, Dog is a dog and can't read! Dog, what the fuck, you can't read or write!! You guys are crazy! Wait, why am i writing to Dog??

-Doug

Dear Reader of this blog,

Why are you reading this?

-ghostpizza

fuck your tank and snail

2007-10-15T05:20:00.000-05:00

be good
be alive

throw this shit into hyper drive

no moon shoes will be needed

if theodore was here

2007-10-09T18:32:00.000-05:00

where the fuck the updates at?!

dum dum blast!!

so in super hero news...we are NEXT.
where will you be sitting when the shit blows.
were you down or were you "uh?"?

DON'T LET PEOPLE TELL YOU WHAT IS COOL
DO NOT LET PEOPLE TELL YOU WHAT IS COOL

THOSE PEOPLE ARE CORNY.

GHOSTPIZZA IS FUCKING COOL.

SICK ASS ROLLER SKATES

2007-09-10T05:52:00.000-05:00

bop bop bop bop

ok this is the ghostpizza blog, so here is something about the videos...
HOT DOG COP the movie, the project that has been delayed a billion times, is almost done.

here a trailer

yeah there is a piece. it should be out on october 5th. go to the myspace or check back here for more details.

but at ghostpizza we like to have tooooo much fun. why the fuck not?
so we made a music video with the characters from the movie.

here is the music video

yeah get wicked, and fight the good fight!!

that music video along with the movie HOT DOG COP (which is a short one about 11min) and a few other specials, will be on a DVD. the dvd will be for sale. dirt cheap dirt cheap. just asking for a few just to buy the production tapes to be able to continue making shit.

-Dennis Rodman

Samsom Snow in Party Time America

2007-08-27T20:22:00.000-05:00

aw yeah i feel it.

the photo above is cameron sheek singing his buns off at a screening of PARTY TIME AMERICA. it's a new show from GHOSTPIZZA ENTERTAINMENT. man that was a great night. check a preview of the show below...

CHECK AND WRECK BUDDY.

LOVE

yeah we kick it

2007-08-26T02:50:00.000-05:00

get the summer sum sum in the sun son.

pick your favorite spot and receive the GHOSTPIZZA.
yes yes, you get it.
the purpose is to serve you and provide lift.
lift from the riff.
lift from the raff.
lift from your journey to the box.

media mission maddness on the docks of most folks. sitting in the far corners of mistrust and bacon lust. yes, you might be animal free...weee. but still you smell american. it's super to be you and love the love of the crowd. get together and hug. just hug.

WE LIKE YOU.

NO CHUMPIN'. no slumpin'.

2007-08-25T02:05:00.001-05:00

hey where did that fountain come from GHOSTPIZZA?

everybody get the magic.

YO SWAMP THANG...make something.

ONE OF MANY

2007-08-23T21:51:00.000-05:00

you snick snack on a patty sack of cooked crack.
what's that??

don't distract.

we sit around thinking and speaking on topics from snow to bull balls. sniff polluted air and drink warm zimas. life is wood, just as life should. so on that note, pop in your favorite joe budden compact disc or torrent and smoke a thought.

thank you readers and thank you writers.

continue with the joys.

GET FRESH

2007-07-20T21:20:00.000-05:00

NOOOOPE

2007-07-20T03:51:00.000-05:00

TAP TAP
YAP YAP

hidden.
hidden.

no need
no care

you know

same foolshit no new shit

POWER

2007-07-09T15:39:00.000-05:00

TODAY IS THE DAY

no chumps.

kinda gotta get that PURPLE TIGER

2007-07-06T00:55:00.000-05:00

don't do the fakin'

no budget

publish one

2007-07-03T18:18:00.000-05:00

so where we get the written?