Trapped in Al Gore's Closet

ayy, motherfucker, circles make you dizzzzy.

bon jovi has a blog?


so what are you doing? why are you reading this? do you have cookies? do you like juice? i love juice very much...very much...juice.

october 2007, ghostpizza blog shit. ghostpizza internet bullshit. fun shit that falls from the sky or that explodes from the dirt. we can all make fun in shiny shoes...and we can all kill fun with matches. whatever you like to do for fun.

and now, a short story about a dog named "DOG"...

Dear Dog,

You make me so sad today. I come to your house, to feed and bathe you for the first week of fall. But you are not home. Where oh where have you gone Dog? Are you at the hardware store picking up brass numbers for your dog house? Or are you on a blind date sneeking into a meat market on the east side?

Please Dog, tell me why you treat me ill. I want to make you the happiest dog in all of the earth.


-Mathis



Dear Mathis,

Get a fucking life! You need to shave, get off the crack and stop fucking with Ghostpizza. Fuck off!!


-Dog


Dear Dog & Mathis,

What the fuck is going on?? Mathis, Dog is a dog and can't read! Dog, what the fuck, you can't read or write!! You guys are crazy! Wait, why am i writing to Dog??


-Doug


Dear Reader of this blog,

Why are you reading this?


-ghostpizza

fuck your tank and snail

be good
be alive

throw this shit into hyper drive




no moon shoes will be needed

if theodore was here

where the fuck the updates at?!

dum dum blast!!


so in super hero news...we are NEXT.
where will you be sitting when the shit blows.
were you down or were you "uh?"?



DON'T LET PEOPLE TELL YOU WHAT IS COOL
DO NOT LET PEOPLE TELL YOU WHAT IS COOL


THOSE PEOPLE ARE CORNY.


















GHOSTPIZZA IS FUCKING COOL.

SICK ASS ROLLER SKATES

bop bop bop bop

ok this is the ghostpizza blog, so here is something about the videos...
HOT DOG COP the movie, the project that has been delayed a billion times, is almost done.

here a trailer


yeah there is a piece. it should be out on october 5th. go to the myspace or check back here for more details.

but at ghostpizza we like to have tooooo much fun. why the fuck not?
so we made a music video with the characters from the movie.

here is the music video


yeah get wicked, and fight the good fight!!


that music video along with the movie HOT DOG COP (which is a short one about 11min) and a few other specials, will be on a DVD. the dvd will be for sale. dirt cheap dirt cheap. just asking for a few just to buy the production tapes to be able to continue making shit.




-Dennis Rodman

Samsom Snow in Party Time America

aw yeah i feel it.

the photo above is cameron sheek singing his buns off at a screening of PARTY TIME AMERICA. it's a new show from GHOSTPIZZA ENTERTAINMENT. man that was a great night. check a preview of the show below...


CHECK AND WRECK BUDDY.

LOVE

yeah we kick it

get the summer sum sum in the sun son.

pick your favorite spot and receive the GHOSTPIZZA.
yes yes, you get it.
the purpose is to serve you and provide lift.
lift from the riff.
lift from the raff.
lift from your journey to the box.


media mission maddness on the docks of most folks. sitting in the far corners of mistrust and bacon lust. yes, you might be animal free...weee. but still you smell american. it's super to be you and love the love of the crowd. get together and hug. just hug.




WE LIKE YOU.

NO CHUMPIN'. no slumpin'.

hey where did that fountain come from GHOSTPIZZA?

everybody get the magic.




YO SWAMP THANG...make something.

ONE OF MANY

you snick snack on a patty sack of cooked crack.
what's that??

don't distract.



we sit around thinking and speaking on topics from snow to bull balls. sniff polluted air and drink warm zimas. life is wood, just as life should. so on that note, pop in your favorite joe budden compact disc or torrent and smoke a thought.

thank you readers and thank you writers.




continue with the joys.

GET FRESH

NOOOOPE

TAP TAP
YAP YAP

hidden.
hidden.


no need
no care


you know



same foolshit no new shit

POWER

TODAY IS THE DAY









no chumps.

kinda gotta get that PURPLE TIGER

don't do the fakin'










no budget

publish one

so where we get the written?