Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Monday, November 24, 2008

Monday, November 17, 2008

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

DREAM BIG

time traveler with a sword.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

YEAHDEF.COM

come hang at YeahDef.com
get cool.



your mother should slap you for fucking with me

Monday, September 8, 2008

Thursday, September 4, 2008

PUNCH THE SUN IN IT'S STUPID FACE

i love this guy so much...

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

I'll make that dude can't walk

a piece of the city...






dude gets wild on the keys around 1:15

Thursday, August 21, 2008

MONEY IN BROWN PAPER BAGS

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/22/world/americas/22canada.html?ex=1377057600&en=239c94e5c8744ec5&ei=5124&partner=permalink&exprod=permalink


Monday, August 11, 2008

Thursday, August 7, 2008

A TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN' K

man this is how i feel today

Monday, July 28, 2008

Saturday, July 26, 2008

From Alf to DJ Wayne Williams

– Apollo 14 Moonwalker Claims Aliens Exist
– Apollo Astronaut Edgar Mitchell Claims UFO Cover Up
– Ex-NASA scientist says aliens exist
– Moon-walker claims alien contact cover-up

get down playa.
"a journey into your black hole..."






Ah hell son

shit dude, july is almost over.
fuks it.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Sip sum Hyrup

foreign currency is strong at both disney land and disney world.

i really like disney world.

Yeah, you stand outside of the club in the cold

fuck wrestling.
this dude is funny.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Monday, July 14, 2008

METAL MONDAY

metal motherfuckin monday!


RIP BIG WILLIE STYLE



ok, so every monday GHOSTPIZZA will try to bring the metal ruckus
any metal counts
even building metal
head metal-like metal head plates
metal detectors
metal balls
whatever

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Don't be some kinda sucka

if you're gonna do, do it right son

so let's start with this shit head...


oh, and this round piece of dog shit may help too...


try not to hire these guys...


yeah this dude will tell you...

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

summer summer time

any fren of tc ain no fren of mine

RIP BIG WILLIE STYLE


Monday, July 7, 2008

Thursday, July 3, 2008

lookin at my samsung it's about that time



















more shit at myspace.com/ghostpizza


fuck dude man, it's summer.


Tuesday, July 1, 2008

STEP TO THE RUCKUS PUNK






yeah yeah
get ya muthafuckin hair cut
and jack some shoes from ya cuzin!

it's the fourth of party time july








in other booze news...

DEFTON 625 was BOOM.
video and picz later.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

this ain't no tv

go check this shit out

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

STEP TO THE HEAT

we are like expanding spray foam.

watch us grow.


if you live in texas, come hang out with us in san antonio.
we can be friends.




three kinds of people in the world...

Friday, May 23, 2008

show dem goldz



ps
special event coming june 4th 2008

Thursday, May 1, 2008

BRING THE RUCKUS

























This is JB Smoove.
You should get familiar.
The man is FUNNY.

This man deserves a house made of money.
Kinda like my house.

Please watch these videos.

This is just one scene...


this is a collection Leon (JB SMOOVE) from Curb...


This shit is funny too



look this dude up!
JB Smoove!!

Saturday, April 26, 2008

i'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams
















i had a dream about the end of the world.

exploding squirrels.


no joke.



it was more like a nightmare.




in other important ghostpizza news,
if you google SQUIRRELS, the most ridiculous images come up. try it.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Party & Bullshit

I'm not sure if anybody reads this shit. Maybe like one person. Thank you one person.

WE ARE NOT BLOGGERS.


we are high-lifestyle livers and givers.

we ride on jumbo jets just to have brunch in other countries.
we own horses for fun.
we play dice with George Washington's Teeth.
we buy multi-million dollar homes just to have a party, then open them up to the public for karate classes and napping stations.


WE BRINGS THE RUCKUS.

WE ARE GHOSTPIZZA


















lots of cool shit coming up for the summer. let's ride.

Friday, April 11, 2008

i had a dream paris hilton gave me this hair cut. terrible dream.























i hate t-pain very much.

SPAIN


FRANCE

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

International Players Ball

GHOSTPIZZA PRESENTS THE FIRST ANNUAL GIPB
Opening Ceremony

Monday, April 7, 2008

demons in denim

COPS: UNDERCOVER = RETARDED

all they do is catch baby hustlers and tranny hookers.


they have 10-15 cops rolling through a small ass town busting people up.



there has to be a better way to use city resources




SUCKAS.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

6 in the mornin'

wind at my door
fresh adidas squeaking across my bathroom floor

i am hungry.


i'm not really a fan of street gangs and all that shit. but i think it would be kinda cool if there were more gangs like this...

Thursday, April 3, 2008

"If you don't like this shit dog..."

"...kill yo muthafuckin' self."

i guess i'm in a body expressing mood.
some more dance shit fo' dat azz.

maybe i'm late on this one (i'm from texas), but the movie looks as good as RAMBO.
whop whop.


AND

here is one more video to get you choppin', buckin' or just plain gangsta walkin'.
notice the dude does a wicked routine before going to school.
yup yup

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Can't Stop Won't Stop

how you feelin'??


i don't usually put myself on camera, but damn i'm feelin' good.

Monday, March 31, 2008

On the road to riches and diamond rings...

cable dudes do strange things.


i guess it's kinda a relaxed environment over here.
so much, that the cable dude sir had to make the number two.

shit.

my new tech savvy friend occupied the private space for a good seven. then he came out a little moist around the face and finished up the reboot of the cable box.

SUCCESS.

happiness for me, and relief for cable dude.


BUT, he gets the SUCKA STAMP for:
1. turning on the bathroom heater (whatev son)
2. not turning off the bathroom heater (i guess so dude)
3. NOT FLUSHING. (serious? yes)



fuck it.
on the road to riches...


Thursday, March 27, 2008

Dallas Orcs

I like his movies more than his team.
SUCKA





Wednesday, March 26, 2008

QUEST part one















oh hey, oh wow, oh damn.
Huey and man.


never trust a man with a rat tail on his head or in his hand. that shit leads to trouble. cut that shit off and cut that shit out.

always go to the hole strong. always.

telling a customer to spend their money on your product because they may die tomorrow, is a great sales method.

don't be the gay godfather...it can be a diplomatic problem.

jump on an atomic bomb if you have to. it may save your friends.

if rolling with nine, dived be three.


more coming later...maybe


SMASHED TO THE FUTURE

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

BACK FOR ONE DAY

out for more.





Tuesday, March 11, 2008

if you owe me money, better find that shit














dude: you down with O.P.P.??

dudes: yeah you know me

dude: can you rap??

dudes: what???

dude: i said can you rap mutha fuckaaaS! some yo baby yo shit!

dudes: yo baby yo baby yo yo yo baby yo

dude: damn, ya'll mutha fuckaaaS is tight!!





BEV HILL PLAYA
minus the detroit connection.

see you in cali sucka

Sunday, March 9, 2008

question:

does jesus get 10% of that pimpin' money?





for c. wallace bk

Saturday, March 8, 2008

hookerדand hoes know how i feel

take my bed.
take my room.
but do not take my knock knock jokes son.

geez, i'm coughing up dust. it's been so long since the last post.


i need to purchase a new calendar.



stay close.